Destiny Strikes Ambazonia’s Enemies: Huge Military Losses Recorded

By Mbah Godlove

The colonial army of La Republique du Cameroun has incurred enormous material damage in Buea, owing to a fire incident.

Around 6:00 pm on Sunday October 27, a building inhabiting elements of the LRC’s gendarmes went up in flames.

The Bongo Square inferno left lamentable consequences on the colonial regime.

BaretaNews sources in the area revealed that several guns, bullets, and money that is said to have been illegally collected from denizens, were consumed by the conflagration.

The occupational forces wailed as they helplessly washed their weapons being engulfed by the angry fire.

The building, as we have learned, belongs to a renowned contractor who is abroad, but was currently being illegally occupied by the baby-killer uniform men before the misfortune escalated.

This incident, locals have said, rounded up their ecstasy given that they had been celebrating what they described as a wonderful occasion; Mayor Ekema’s death earlier that faithful Sunday morning.

The cause of the infernor till now remains unknown, but many say the gods of the land destined both fatalities.