*Peace Plants Have Become Dangerous Guns: A New Propaganda theory by Yaoundé, 2017*

The blatant lies telling and unproductive propaganda machine of La Republique du Cameroon was once more displaced from Yaoundé to Geneva, Switzerland yesterday to prove or defend their newly developed propaganda theory before the United Nations Human Rights Commission (UNHRC), which was sitting to hear accusations of genocide and gross Human Rights abuses on the PEOPLE of Southern Cameroons/Ambazonia by their (LRC) colonial forces.

The new theory holds that; Peace plants and tree branches, especially in the context of Southern Cameroons and La Republique du Cameroon are new kinds of very dangerous guns and weapons that can kill even rifle carrying soldiers or destroy a whole country. However, no matter how dangerous these peace plants guns are, just a handful of about 2500 soldiers, gendarmes and riot police officers with AK 47 rifles, a helicopter gunship, teargas/poisonous gas and battens, can successfully defend themselves by overpowering hundreds of thousands of “terrorists” carrying these peace plant guns, even killing hundreds and wounding thousands of them without being hurt in anyway by their dangerous peace plant guns. The theory further holds that, Amnesty International as an International Human Rights Organizations must always tell lies about human rights abuses in nations like Cameroun in order to be able to receive funding from donor organizations.

The propaganda delegation however failed to convince or defend their theory before the UNHRC jury and were given 48 hours to get more facts, expound the theory and re-defend it before the jury.

*How the Hearing went*
It was a hot day for the Yaounde delegation yesterday in Geneva at the UNHRC. The delegation, in defending the dying government against accusations of genocide and gross human rights violation, claimed that the colonial forces acted in self defense on September 22nd and October 1st 2017 against an “Anglophone” population carrying dangerous arms. The equally argued that Amnesty International is a biased organization that is being paid to destabilise their country. One therefore begins to wonder how Peace Plants have become guns.

Angered by the blatant lies against the People of Southern Cameroon’s (Considering that video evidence showed peaceful citizens protesting, singing and dancing with peace plants) and unsubstantiated allegations against Amnesty International, their presentation was cut short by the jury and they were dismissed with a 48hour time frame to present something meaningful before the jury.

The Yaounde delegation has been on trial since the 8th of November, with Amnesty International and the representatives of the Interim Government of the Federal Republic of Ambazonia, both making grave accusations against the colonial government of LRC, with hard facts and video evidence to substantiate their case.

As La Republique delegation prepare to resubmit their own side of the story tomorrow, we wait to see what they would have gotten as new evidence to show that Peace plants have become guns in the Cameroons.

It is very shameful for LRC to stand before the international community and accuse Amnesty International of being paid to present lies and destabilize Cameroun. If one may ask, between LRC and Southern Cameroons, who has the financial capacity to bribe Amnesty International? Or have they tried bribing Amnesty officials and were informed that money has already been collected from Ambazonians? From the deliberations so far, Ambalanders expect nothing but another diplomatic victory from the outcome of the UNHRC hearing.

By James Agbor, BaretaNews Political Analyst